Rudol Ichiga

Rudol_Ichiga
Race	Tacobellico
Sex	Foodmap to the MAX
Favorite Anime	Shiro's most hated, shilliest skull-shattering facepalm-worthy of this century: ShamanKingz. O nuh-uh he didn'!

Rudol_Ichiga (馬鹿, Ruroluku Ichigoroku, romanized as RUDORUITACHIGADESUDESUDESU in Japan) is an ignoramusician idiot written by SMD (in. "Society's Most Daft") and illustrated by Tite Kubo with the drugged-up dunce-istance courtesy of Tetsuya Nomura.

Rudol_Ichiga follows the adventures of Rudol-Ichiga, a dimwitted, chronic fapper who has tried to suck Manic's donger in his basement but couldn't find it in the dark (hence Manic witholding any requests to post pictures as he promised in his white-trash, dumbfuck manner with no thought about the consequences that may come as a result, likely because of his brain activity disabilities that come as a result of dropping out of Freshman highschool?), after which he accidentally steals the power of a shinigami, a Japanese death personification similar to the Grim Reaper. Gaining these abilities forces him to take on the duties of defending humans from evil spirits and guiding departed souls to the afterlife. The early parts of the story focus on Ichiga and his friends in a high school setting, while later portions feature journeys to other planes of existence getting repeatedly recycled, expand the cast to include numerous powerful beings from the afterlife that just keep growing and growing until their powers overflow, and are more action-based with such zilch plotline involved that those blinded to becoming resistant to its unique brand of boredom are often compelled to write up biased-as-brak walloftexts such as the[2] following[3].

Needless to say, once encountered, trash of the variety as witnessed above are often strongly recommended to be dealt with the removal of their fingers and wrists, followed by a thorough and extended, non-sedated but very much careful and excrutiatingly-and-exceedingly-painful-as-physically-possible castrations (followed by long rounds of having large doses of salt poured in and injected in large amounts), eye gouging with the aid of a wrench dipped in neurotoxin, rake-in back the good ol' fashioned way, skinning (with more of the salt treatment), and having the now-exposed muscle tendons and bruised organs protuding from the wounds caused from an extranuous beatings from steelstaff-wielding monks of Hozoin, torn off and torn apart, and a funeral celebrated with three-foot golfpins nailed into each limb (with candles tied inside with the nerves we ripped out) then hammered as many times as the human mind can fathom, followed by a stampede of bulls and hyenas being released and subsequently superceded by the presence of a steamroller, oil showers, and a nice burning after being maimed and hung at the local oak tree then doused in alchohol to further its vulnerability to fire, with a nice parade of seventeen-ton torches wrapped in hay being dropped with helicoptors carrying nukes, which they then drop to finish it all off well. Nice curtain closing, think you not?

It has been reasonably inferred that 6 of every seven participant in our survey on how Rudol should reach his haven has come to the conclusion that the above should be performed upon in a much more grisly and brutal manner that the species of mankind could ever exact, with the remaining one being poorly educated illiterate Mexican fuck-offs who have been fed fresh joint and had their brain lobes circumcised and as such drown in the cesspools of drool surrounding their shit-dipped, malodrous Asian-cocked rotting bodies from all that taco sauce they've had applied to their gills, a product of an unholy rape by an ancient amphibian creature sodomizing their mothers with a traditional non-functional shark-teeth condoms set on 10,000,000 degree-celcius forks of flame corona characteristic of their moob kind which, as agreed by all, should be carved out with a blunt butter knife being the scum they are.

Early life

In order from left to right: Jesus, Anachio, Carlosmencia, and Rudol.

Rudol Ichiga was raised in the small town of Hombreho, Mexico with his three brothers, Jesus, Anachio, and Carlosmencia, who was, unbeknownst to them, quite without the penis just the way a true Mexican reindeer is and should be. As a child, he grew major interest in anime as he watched Saint Seiya and Dragonball Z on the only thing his family owned at the time. Rudol and his brothers had a good and peaceful childhood, but their whole family was poor and he was raised in such an environment. Because of this, Rudol always striven to go to America and make money for his whole family, jumping the border in the process as his boys do best.

The alleged photo of his father on the lookout.

The Rise and Fall of Rudol Ichiga and the Fieldworkers from Mars

Under construction at the behest of a fellower of the circle, Rannyretarded[4]. For now here are a few pictures caught on camera of a few of the acts that Rudol has been keen on gloating on about.

Rudol being fed the remains of their Martian empire and its mamory glandalicious glory spewing chilli peppers and tequila tits day and night. Aka the reason that Mexicans can't seem to breed, the caretaker to whom he was trusted with has also been thrown off track badly enough that he mistook him for CarlosMencia, their chimera offspring and only female of the race, but has been castrated of such reproductive capabilities. IT STILL HURTS WHEN YOU GET THE CUNT, YO.

Rudol enjoying his night out of his Mencia-dupe duties on television (she works night shift out of her transvestite outfit), failing at keeping the sun outta range from all those nasty nachos clouding his vision and the camera's in turn.

Rudol on public television in the most magnificent work of Mexicana art in airing today, as always. A real wonder as to how the hell anyone would buy such a thing besides Anachio, is it not? Jesus also can't seem to tell the difference, but you know what he can?

THIS ONE WAS APPROVED BY JESUS

Perfect timing, we just got the sign[1] ready.